Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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