3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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