dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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