I never want to see another naked old woman again.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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