Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
