am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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