i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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