At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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