He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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