He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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