guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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