I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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