so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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