better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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