The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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