all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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