she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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