Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
