I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
