it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I cut my penus on the lid.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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