And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Randomize