Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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