The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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