Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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