Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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