They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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