I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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