babies were throwing up all over the place
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
i think im in europe. pls send help
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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