lets start a swedish sibling band together
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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