The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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