I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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