Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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