at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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