my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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