Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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