I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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