A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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