I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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