It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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