its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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