Dual....:-)
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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