We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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