let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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