I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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