i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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