I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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