Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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