Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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