Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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