Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I could fuck to npr.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize