Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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