it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
