What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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