I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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