i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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