ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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