Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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