Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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